Saturday, July 23, 2011

more situations

Situation no 1:

something to speak to God for blaming for both good and bad


ek taraf sukoon milta h to ek taraf aafat milti h 
dubte hue sailab me yahan farishte ki chahat milti h
allah ke is ajab khel ka dastoor to dekho
ek tarf dard milta h to dusri taraf rahat milti h


situation no.2
boy to girl:I dont find the reason why only you have affected me deeply



Dil kehta hai mohabat nahi qayamat hai ye,
Phir dil ki deewar par tera chehra kyu hai ?
Aur bhi zakham hai tere zakhmo ke siva,
Tere hi zakham ka daag itna gehra kyu hai.

situation no 3
to tell the importance of true love

Sapna kabhi saakar nahi hota,
Mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota,
Ho pata hai duniya main sab kuch,
Par dobara kisi se sacha pyaar nahi hota….






Friday, July 22, 2011

various situations


Situation: You are anchoring a show and there is a situation wherein nobody is clapping at the end of each item then you say ......

" Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...




Situation: You are desperate to go to your mehbooba's place and you write a sher like ....

" Khuda kare haseeno ke baap mar jaaye
Aur isee bahaane hum unke ghar jaaye
Aisa math kar ye maha paap hoga
Aisa math kar ye maha paap hoga
tu bhi kisi din haseena ka baap hoga "



Situation: You have to praise the girl in front of you to patao her....

" Pathhi pathhi (leaf) gulab ho jaathi
Har kali mehr-e-khaab ho jaathi
tumne daali naa mehe-fisha nazre
varna shabnam sharaab ho jaathi"

Situation : A girl is too proud of her beauty so you have to teach her a lesson

" Patthi Patthi gulab kya hogi
Har kali mehr-khaab kya hogi
Jisne dekhi ho laakho haseen
uski neeyath kya kharab hogi "